Fun activity: if someone in the nearby vicinity is anti-abortion, yell every single dead baby joke you know.
You mean ‘jokes’ like these…
“Dad, how do you feel about abortions?”
“Well, why don’t you ask your sister?”
“But I don’t have a…”
Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan.
I can’t wait to see what we’re having, a boy or an abortion.
My girlfriend came up to me the other day and said, “Darling, I’ve just found out that I’m pregnant!”
So, being a gentleman, I did the honorable thing and got down on one knee.
And punched as hard as I could.
Finally convinced my girlfriend to have an abortion.
All she needed was a nudge in the right direction.
And some stairs.
What a pregnant teen thinks: my mom is gonna kill me.
What her baby thinks: my mom is gonna kill me.
Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday.
My girlfriend just told me she was pregnant…
I suggested we buy some knitting needles, and she got very excited.
I don’t think she was thinking what I was thinking.
“Blood on your toothbrush can be a sign of gum disease.”
For me it’s the sign of another successful abortion.
My son was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
I couldn’t find a coat hanger at the time.
Are these your idea of funny? Is killing innocent and vulnerable human beings a joke to you? Until we respect the lives of all human beings, we will never know true equality and we will never attain the goal of human rights for all human beings.
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