Pro-Choice: Your body your choice!
Pregnant Teen: I want to keep my baby!
Pro-Choice: Are you sure? It’s really hard to be a teen parent!
Pregnant Teen: You’re right, it is going to be hard. Maybe you can-
Pro-Choice: ISN’T IT SO GREAT THAT WE’RE HERE FOR YOU? YOU CAN SCHEDULE YOUR ABORTION RIGHT NOW!
Pregnant Teen: Actually, I was kind of thinking maybe you could give me some sources for diapers or something? Because they’re expensive.
Pro-Choice: THIS IS WHY THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD PAY FOR CONTRACEPTION AND ABORTION! DIAPERS ARE EXPENSIVE!
Pregnant Teen: Yeah, they are, and I want help with THAT, not with-
Pro-Choice: BABIES ARE SO EXPENSIVE! LET’S PREVENT THEM FROM HAPPENING! YOUR BODY YOUR CHOICE!
Pregnant Teen: Ok but I’m choosing to keep the baby!
Pro-Choice: HAVE SOME GOVERNMENT CONTRACEPTIVES! THEY’LL MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER! WE ALSO COVER ABORTIONS!
Pregnant Teen: BUT DO YOU COVER MATERNITY LEAVE? DO YOU COVER DAYCARE? DO YOU COVER PEDIATRICIANS? GYNECOLOGISTS? DIAPERS? BLANKETS? PACIFIERS?
HOW IS IT A CHOICE IF ALL YOU’LL HELP ME WITH IS CONTRACEPTIVES OR ABORTION?