Too bad you can’t abort your son or daughter with your legs closed. Just think how ‘mind blowing’ that experience would be. Unfortunately, you have to prop your legs up in stirrups, fully spread, so your child’s abortionist can reach in and dismantle them while you lay back and wait for your womb to be emptied.
\'Keep your legs shut\' = antichoicer with a shitty sex life that doesn\'t know how sex actually works outside of procreation. Also, some of the best sex positions involve legs closed. It makes friction better and allows good access to clitoral stimulation. Sex with your legs closed is fucking mindblowing.
